The only reason I decided to write this is because I woke up this morning with a pounding headache and a pulled muscle in my neck. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume that the headache was caused by the pulled neck muscle. So here are a few things that happen to me while I’m sleeping, and I don’t mean parties or robberies, I mean injuries and just weird stuff.
- Random bruises that show up out of no where.
- Random pulled muscles.
- Dreams that answer life problems.
- Muscle spasms
Notice that almost all of this stuff has to do with injuring my self. And it’s not like during the day when I run into a wall…yeah…it’s like my body is punishing me for sleeping. I mean normally I would hurt myself because I’m clumsy, so I guess I’m also clumsy in me sleep. Guess what guys I’m super talented apparently, I know how to pull a muscle in my sleep.
Thanks for reading!